I imagine this conversation since...forever.
Him: Would you marry me and make love to me every single day?
Me: What? Why? I am ugly and fat.
Him: So what? I don't get it
Me: So, I don't understand your interest on me.
Him: You are ugly,fat,noisy,and bossy. I agree, I know it already because I have pair of eyes, ears, and a heart. But what does it have to do with my interest?
If you find that kind of man, please chain him to your bed.
Sunday, 1 May 2011
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